UV-Musings

Ah Boon aka Cikgu, has since been renamed as The Alien Liar has really long legs and teaches ”way too advanced” freestyle steps. The new acronym is due to him lying to me about something and alien came about as he claimed to be able to multi-task efficiently 

BCow – Big Cow, a freestyle steps instructor who bakes cakes on the sideline 

BG – Bodyguard, another cikgu’s good fren who mostly goes for his BS and Freestyle steps classes

BM – Banana Man, got his nick by wearing a yellow top with a matching yellow bottom one day to class! Luckily, he didn’t wear stripes otherwise he’ll resemble Bananas in Pajamas *chuckle* Last known to be going for BS instructorship…hmmm 

BW – Butt Wiggler, somebody who once stood in front of me during BS who couldn’t stop wiggling his butt…he had to grab hold of it to stop it from “over-wiggling”…how weird is that? or perhaps I was ‘over-staring’

Cyborg – a not so-human instructress who does RPM as her warm-up, she also teaches BA and BC with gusto. Mostly, appearing together with Hooligan, they are like Siamese twins.

FC – Flick Chick (formery known as CC or Cheeky Chick) in line with her ambition to become the next Financial Controller in her co. I reckon…LOL, one of my good frens who absolutely adores movies, freebies and Road Runners (not necessarily in that order)

CGF – Cikgu’s Good Fren who loves to choose squat tracks for his BS & BA classes *shudder*

GRO – Gym Resident Odium, a certain feline creature prowling the gym and is not exactly everyone’s good fren. Has possibly moved to CF…

Hooligan – BC and BA instructress who usually hangs out with Cyborg and has recently became a BC presenter.

JW – Jammer Wannabe, somebody who once stood in front of me during BS who SS all the way thinking he was doing BJ instead of BS  

LM – Lady Macbeth, one of my gym buddies who is crazy about RPM, BP and currently Pilates and Yoga

LMF aka WPC – LM’s Fave instructor, is a master trainer for RPM and BP and likes to torture the members with his selection of hardcore tracks.

MIL – Mother-In-Law, a freestyle steps and BP regular and only supports cikgu’s BS

Mr. IBM - used to work in IBM hence the moniker, he has a caustic tongue and not afraid to speak his mind, very prone to making snide remarks but has since toned-down…well, at least in front of me.  

NAY – New Age Yogi, my current fave yoga instructor, who conducts the classes according to his ‘moods’

SGP – Support Group President who self-elected himself as the President for a support group for victims of GRO. Reckons himself as the most ‘victimised’ hence the self-election and the quest in advising others not to fall into the same trap as himself

SS – Shiok Sendiri, enuf said 

SNM – Stay near Me, Somebody who stays in the same neighbourhood as me (in fact too close for comfort) and who speaks good England. An interesting person to talk to as he’s been on Earth longer than me.

UFO – Ultimate Fan no. One, a devotee who follows cigku to all (well, most) of his classes’ rain or shine, far or near

VQG1 – Very Quiet Guy 1, Somebody who is of the same descent as me (whom I suspect is my distant relative as we also share the same surname) writes very well but somehow can’t seem to articulate much in person. I toyed with the idea of wearing a PC as my face in an attempt to make the conversation flow as he seemed to be rather chatty during YM. He drives at snail speed *yawn* like my grandpa, totally crazy about tennis and is a qualified yoga instructor.

VQG2 – Very Quiet Guy 2, He likes to spam me with mails and text in his free time. He calls me for no reason other than for me to entertain him I reckon. He’s currently shaking legs in office and had to attend a 2 to 3 hour session of Christianity talk every week organized by his company which co-incidentally used to be my ex-audit client.