UV-Musings

Pisces Career Guide

Here are some occupations that a Pisces might consider:

Actor  nah, limited facial expressions
Charity worker err, maybe when i’m old n crinkly
Chemist love chemistry but nvr thot of it as a career
Designer hmmm, again not creative enuf
Photographer ohhh, this is cool..i might take it up
Poet i write lousy poems
Secret agent Whoa, do they still exists?
Shoe repairer erm, i rather let someone do the dirty job
Shoemaker me not Jimmy Choo ar
Social worker nah, no money wor
Spiritualist erm, wat does this mean anyway? a medium?
Window dresser think designer more class lar

Predictions for 2007  

Curvature in the fabric of space-time means that good luck vibes emanating from the Seventh dimension meant for you will miss you by a few centimeters. Overcome these negative effects by wearing a satellite dish on your head. July is a bad month for hi-jacking buses. Try bicycles instead.

Predictions for DECEMBER 

You may experience overwhelming anger and frustration after you discover that reality is not what you were told it was. Supress these emotions by drinking heavily (this seemed to be what i’m doing currently albeit not heavily). If drinking is not an option for you, consider abusing loved ones, smashing your TV, or kicking the neighbor’s dog.(neigbour got no doggie ar)

A new acquaintance will fall madly in love with you and threaten to commit suicide if you don’t agree to marriage. Avoid this person and do not admit to authorities that you know this individual, if asked. Limit your romantic activities to brief encounters with total strangers. December is a great month to sell your home, quit your job, and head for the hills. Several years of living in a packing crate buried in one of America’s National Parks will change your perspective on things.